100+ Animal Would You Rather Questions (Cute, Wild and Clean)

Animal Would You Rather questions are a guaranteed hit with kids and grown-ups alike. Would you rather talk to dogs or cats? Ride a giraffe or an elephant to school? Every question here is about pets, farm friends, zoo favorites and wild creatures, and every one is clean.

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Read a question out loud and have everyone pick a side, then do your best impression of the animal you chose. Bonus points for the loudest moo. Want to play online instead? Press the Play button above to vote on each question and see what percentage of players agreed with you.

100 Animal Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather have a pet dragon the size of a cat or have a pet cat the size of a dragon?

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100+ Animal Would You Rather Questions (Cute, Wild and Clean)

How to play

100 Animal Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather have a pet dragon the size of a cat or have a pet cat the size of a dragon?

Would you rather be able to talk to dogs or be able to talk to cats?

Would you rather ride a giraffe to school or ride an elephant to school?

Would you rather have a penguin as a roommate or have a koala as a roommate?

Would you rather swim with dolphins or fly with eagles?

Would you rather have a dog that can drive or have a cat that can cook?

Would you rather be as fast as a cheetah or be as strong as a gorilla?

Would you rather have a pet owl that delivers notes or have a pet parrot that repeats compliments?

Would you rather live in a treehouse with monkeys or live in an igloo with polar bears?

Would you rather be able to breathe underwater like a fish or be able to see in the dark like an owl?

Would you rather have a hamster that can do math or have a goldfish that can sing?

Would you rather have a horse that talks or have a horse that flies?

Would you rather be a lion for a day or be a dolphin for a day?

Would you rather have a puppy that never grows up or have a kitten that never grows up?

Would you rather hug a panda or hug a sloth?

Would you rather have a pet turtle that lives 100 years or have a pet bunny that learns tricks?

Would you rather have a zoo in your backyard or have an aquarium in your living room?

Would you rather be able to jump like a kangaroo or be able to climb like a squirrel?

Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or have a pet unicorn?

Would you rather have a butterfly land on you every morning or have a bird sing outside your window every morning?

Would you rather be friends with a talking bear or be friends with a talking fox?

Would you rather have the memory of an elephant or have the eyesight of a hawk?

Would you rather have a dog that fetches snacks or have a dog that fetches the TV remote?

Would you rather visit the Arctic to see polar bears or visit Africa to see lions?

Would you rather have a pet octopus that gives eight hugs or have a pet starfish that glows at night?

Would you rather be able to sleep standing like a horse or be able to sleep upside down like a bat?

Would you rather have a pet that can read your mind or have a pet that can tell jokes?

Would you rather raise a baby elephant or raise a baby giraffe?

Would you rather have a cat that wears tiny hats or have a dog that wears tiny shoes?

Would you rather be a bee that makes honey or be an ant that builds cities?

Would you rather have a pet chameleon that matches your outfit or have a pet peacock that shows off for you?

Would you rather feed giraffes at a safari or pet baby goats at a farm?

Would you rather have fins like a shark or have wings like a bat?

Would you rather have a pet that speaks only in rhymes or have a pet that speaks only in songs?

Would you rather be able to change color like an octopus or be able to regrow body parts like a starfish?

Would you rather spend a day with puppies or spend a day with kittens?

Would you rather have a pet hedgehog or have a pet ferret?

Would you rather have a fish tank as your bed headboard or have a bird feeder outside every window?

Would you rather be a dolphin trainer or be a zookeeper?

Would you rather have a sheep that makes you sweaters or have a chicken that lays chocolate eggs?

Would you rather ride on the back of a sea turtle or ride on the back of a giant eagle?

Would you rather have a pet that can fly or have a pet that can swim with you?

Would you rather hear what fish are thinking or hear what birds are saying?

Would you rather have a mini pig that follows you everywhere or have a mini horse that follows you everywhere?

Would you rather have the tail of a monkey or have the ears of a rabbit?

Would you rather be the fastest animal on land or be the biggest animal in the sea?

Would you rather name every new species of insect or name every new species of fish?

Would you rather have a dog that loves baths or have a cat that loves car rides?

Would you rather be best friends with a gorilla or be best friends with a whale?

Would you rather have a farm full of animals or have a house full of rescue pets?

Would you rather watch baby turtles hatch on the beach or watch baby penguins learn to swim?

Would you rather have a pet bat that hangs in your closet or have a pet snake that loves cuddles?

Would you rather be able to hold your breath like a whale or be able to run without getting tired like a wolf?

Would you rather have a guinea pig orchestra or have a parrot comedy show?

Would you rather own a pet store or own an animal rescue?

Would you rather have a camel for desert trips or have a husky team for snow trips?

Would you rather have a pet that never sheds or have a pet that never needs walks?

Would you rather spend a night in a zoo or spend a night in an aquarium?

Would you rather be a koala that sleeps 20 hours a day or be a hummingbird that never stops moving?

Would you rather have a pet duck that follows you to school or have a pet goat that follows you to school?

Would you rather have whiskers that sense everything around you or have a nose as good as a dog's?

Would you rather pet a lion cub or pet a baby seal?

Would you rather have a pet that can fetch your homework or have a pet that eats your homework on purpose?

Would you rather communicate with all birds or communicate with all sea animals?

Would you rather be a cat for a week or be a dog for a week?

Would you rather have a pet dragon that cooks your food or have a pet griffin that flies you to school?

Would you rather have an aquarium with sharks or have a garden with butterflies?

Would you rather see a real dinosaur for one minute or see a real mermaid for one minute?

Would you rather have a hamster wheel that powers your house or have a cow that makes chocolate milk?

Would you rather be a snail with a house on your back or be a kangaroo with a pocket?

Would you rather have a talking goldfish that gives advice or have a talking cat that judges you?

Would you rather have a pet llama or have a pet alpaca?

Would you rather babysit ten puppies or babysit ten kittens?

Would you rather be able to climb walls like a gecko or be able to glide like a flying squirrel?

Would you rather have a pet that glows in the dark or have a pet that changes size?

Would you rather help scientists study wolves or help scientists study dolphins?

Would you rather have a bird alarm clock or have a rooster alarm clock?