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100 Funny Would You Rather Questions
1. Would you rather speak only in dramatic movie trailer voiceovers or sing everything you say in an opera falsetto?
In a world where every sentence needs a dramatic voice... one person chose wisely.
Vote and see results →2. Would you rather have hiccups for 10 minutes every time you say hello or sneeze three times loudly every time you laugh?
Every greeting becomes a hiccup show, or every laugh turns into a sneeze attack.
Vote and see results →3. Would you rather wear a giant inflatable dinosaur costume to a serious job interview or wear full scuba diving gear to a fancy wedding?
Either way, you will be the most memorable person in the room.
Vote and see results →4. Would you rather have your shoes squeak like rubber ducks with every step or have your stomach make whale noises whenever a room is quiet?
Squeak, squeak, squeak versus a whale song during the quietest moment of the exam.
Vote and see results →5. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck in a foam noodle duel or fight one hundred duck-sized horses in a foam noodle duel?
The internet's most famous question, now with foam noodles for safety.
Vote and see results →6. Would you rather have clown horns honk every time you sit down in a chair or have party confetti burst from your pockets every time you stand up?
Honk when you sit, confetti when you stand: either way, you are a one-person party.
Vote and see results →7. Would you rather have your ringtone be your own voice loudly singing off-key or have your alarm clock be an angry rooster that cannot be muted?
Your own off-key singing or a rooster with an attitude problem.
Vote and see results →8. Would you rather only be able to walk backwards in grocery stores or have to skip everywhere you go when outdoors?
Moonwalking through the cereal aisle or skipping down the street like it is the first day of summer.
Vote and see results →9. Would you rather have pasta for hair that grows back as fresh spaghetti or have eyebrows made of fuzzy green caterpillars that gently wiggle?
Snack on your own hair or have wiggly eyebrow friends. Both are a strong look.
Vote and see results →10. Would you rather sweat bright neon green Gatorade whenever you exercise or cry chocolate milk whenever you watch an emotional movie?
Glowing sports drink sweat or chocolate milk tears at sad movies.
Vote and see results →11. Would you rather have every dog you meet judge you with a sarcastic human voice or have every cat you meet ignore you even harder than usual?
Sarcastic dogs or extra-snobby cats. Pet lovers, choose your pain.
Vote and see results →12. Would you rather only be able to speak in rhyming couplets like Dr. Seuss or have to end every sentence with 'and that is the tea'?
Rhyme all the time, or end every chat with a little drama. And that is the tea.
Vote and see results →13. Would you rather have hands for feet for an entire week or have feet for hands for an entire week?
Walking on your palms or trying to write with your toes for a week.
Vote and see results →14. Would you rather have elevator jazz music constantly play in your head during conversations or have a dramatic drumroll before every decision you make?
Smooth jazz during every chat or a drumroll before choosing a sandwich.
Vote and see results →15. Would you rather accidentally call your boss 'mom' in front of the entire office or wave enthusiastically at a stranger who was waving at someone behind you?
Two of the most embarrassing everyday moments. Which one makes you cringe more?
Vote and see results →16. Would you rather wear wet denim jeans every day for a month or wear itchy wool sweaters in 90-degree summer heat for a week?
Soggy jeans or a sweaty sweater. Your skin is already itching.
Vote and see results →17. Would you rather have taste buds on the tips of your fingers or smell whatever you look at through binoculars?
Tasting everything you touch could get weird very fast.
Vote and see results →18. Would you rather have an enthusiastic studio laugh track follow you around in daily life or have a sad trombone sound whenever you drop something?
A laugh track makes every joke land. A sad trombone makes every fumble legendary.
Vote and see results →19. Would you rather burp the national anthem whenever you drink soda or hiccup confetti whenever you eat spicy food?
A patriotic burp or a confetti hiccup. Both are great at parties.
Vote and see results →20. Would you rather only be able to whisper secrets like a cartoon villain or shout every compliment like a medieval town crier?
Villain whispers or loud medieval compliments. "Hear ye, hear ye, nice shoes!"
Vote and see results →21. Would you rather have your GPS voice be an argumentative toddler or have your GPS voice be a dramatic Shakespearean actor who insults your turns?
A toddler arguing about directions or a dramatic actor judging your driving.
Vote and see results →22. Would you rather have all your shirts smell like fresh French fries forever or have your pillow smell like warm cinnamon rolls forever?
Smelling like fries all day or sleeping in a bakery every night.
Vote and see results →23. Would you rather have to narrate everything you do in the third person out loud or have your inner monologue broadcasted on low volume within five feet?
Narrating your life out loud or letting everyone hear your thoughts. Both are risky.
Vote and see results →24. Would you rather eat a bowl of vanilla ice cream topped with spicy mustard or eat a pizza where the crust is made of chewy bubblegum?
Sweet and spicy or chewy and confusing. Neither belongs on a menu.
Vote and see results →25. Would you rather have your sneeze sound like a tiny kitten meow or have your cough sound like a foghorn from a giant cargo ship?
A tiny meow or a giant foghorn. Both will get everyone's attention.
Vote and see results →26. Would you rather always have a tiny piece of spinach stuck between your front teeth or have toilet paper stuck to your shoe once a week?
Spinach in your smile or paper on your shoe: classic everyday embarrassment.
Vote and see results →27. Would you rather wear mismatched neon socks with fancy suits every day or wear dark sunglasses indoors for the rest of your life?
Fancy suit with neon socks or forever in sunglasses. Both say "I am a mystery."
Vote and see results →28. Would you rather have your reflection in the mirror make goofy faces at you or have your shadow occasionally dance the macarena behind you?
A goofy reflection or a dancing shadow: either way, you will never be bored.
Vote and see results →29. Would you rather only be able to consume food through a giant bendy straw or eat every meal using miniature toddler chopsticks?
A giant straw for steak or tiny chopsticks for soup. Dinner just got harder.
Vote and see results →30. Would you rather have everyone you meet believe you are a retired international spy or have everyone believe you are a famous undercover celebrity chef?
Spy or celebrity chef? Either way, people will ask you a lot of questions.
Vote and see results →31. Would you rather have eyebrows that grow two inches every day or have fingernails that glow in the dark like glowsticks?
Daily eyebrow trims or glow-stick nails at night.
Vote and see results →32. Would you rather wear tap dance shoes to every quiet library visit or wear roller skates through every crowded supermarket?
Tap shoes in the library or roller skates by the eggs. Choose your chaos.
Vote and see results →33. Would you rather have your voice sound like you inhaled helium permanently or have your voice sound like a slowed-down cassette tape?
Helium voice or slow-motion voice. Nobody will take you seriously either way.
Vote and see results →34. Would you rather have a miniature pet elephant the size of a teacup or have a pet hamster the size of a golden retriever?
A teacup elephant is adorable. A giant hamster is a horse that eats sunflower seeds.
Vote and see results →35. Would you rather burp bubbles like a soap machine whenever you drink seltzer or whistle like a boiling tea kettle whenever you get nervous?
Bubble burps or tea kettle nerves. Both are hard to hide.
Vote and see results →36. Would you rather only be able to communicate using 90s slang terms or speak strictly in robotic computer code?
"That's all that and a bag of chips!" versus beep boop. Choose your language.
Vote and see results →37. Would you rather have your hair change to a random bright neon color every morning or have your eyes change color based on what you ate for lunch?
Rainbow hair every morning or eyes that tell everyone what you had for lunch.
Vote and see results →38. Would you rather have all food taste like slightly warm mashed potatoes or have all drinks taste like lukewarm sparkling water?
Everything tastes like mashed potatoes or every drink is flat and warm. Tough call.
Vote and see results →39. Would you rather have to wear a superhero cape everywhere you go for a year or wear swimming goggles to every business meeting for a year?
A cape at the grocery store or goggles in the boardroom.
Vote and see results →40. Would you rather have your alarm clock spray a gentle mist of water on your face or have your bed violently tilt you onto the floor at 7 AM?
A gentle mist or a full bed launch. Either way, you are awake.
Vote and see results →41. Would you rather have to announce your arrival with a pocket trumpet whenever entering a room or do a jazz hand bow whenever exiting any room?
A trumpet entrance or a jazz-hands exit: every room becomes a stage.
Vote and see results →42. Would you rather have to eat soup with a fork forever or eat thick oatmeal with a toothpick forever?
Soup with a fork takes forever. Oatmeal with a toothpick takes even longer.
Vote and see results →43. Would you rather have your pet dog critique your fashion choices with human speech or have your house plants complain out loud when they need water?
A dog with fashion opinions or plants that complain. Your home just got loud.
Vote and see results →44. Would you rather have your belly button whistle when you run fast or have your ears wiggle uncontrollably whenever someone tells a lie?
A whistling belly button or lie-detecting ears. One of these is actually useful.
Vote and see results →45. Would you rather only be able to high-five people instead of shaking hands or give finger guns and a wink to everyone you greet?
High-fives only or finger guns and a wink. Business meetings will never be the same.
Vote and see results →46. Would you rather have toast always land butter-side down on your foot or have your earphones instantly tangle into impossible knots every time you pocket them?
Two of life's most annoying little laws, now dialed up to the max.
Vote and see results →47. Would you rather have a mustache made of whipped cream that melts every hour or have a beard made of cotton candy that disappears in the rain?
A melting whipped-cream mustache or a cotton-candy beard that hates rain.
Vote and see results →48. Would you rather be forced to dance the chicken dance whenever you hear ringtones or do the robot dance whenever you hear microwave beeps?
The chicken dance or the robot. Either way, phones and microwaves now control you.
Vote and see results →49. Would you rather have your sneeze blast off your baseball cap every time or have your yawns sound like an opera soprano hitting a high C?
Losing your hat with every sneeze or yawning like an opera star.
Vote and see results →50. Would you rather introduce yourself using a ridiculous pirate accent or introduce yourself using an overly formal royal decree?
"Ahoy, matey" or "Hear ye, hear ye." Both are unforgettable introductions.
Vote and see results →51. Would you rather have Morgan Freeman narrate your entire everyday life out loud or have a studio laugh track play loudly every time you make a mistake?
A legendary narrator or a laugh track for your mistakes. Your life just became a show.
Vote and see results →52. Would you rather have your phone autocorrect every word to "banana" for a day or have your keyboard type every message in ALL CAPS forever?
A banana-only day or SHOUTING FOREVER. Both will confuse your group chat.
Vote and see results →53. Would you rather always have damp socks no matter what shoes you wear or have a permanent popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your throat?
Damp socks or a stuck popcorn kernel: small problems, big annoyance.
Vote and see results →54. Would you rather have a pet goldfish that judges every snack you eat or have a pet parrot that repeats your most embarrassing sentence from each day?
Silent judgment or loud replays. Your pets know too much.
Vote and see results →55. Would you rather sneeze glitter or laugh in a loud goose honk?
Glitter gets everywhere. So does a goose honk in a quiet classroom.
Vote and see results →56. Would you rather have a theme song play every time you walk into a room or have a spotlight follow you everywhere you go?
Grand entrance or permanent stage. Either way, no more sneaking in late.
Vote and see results →57. Would you rather only be able to eat foods that are green or only be able to eat foods that are orange?
Broccoli and lime ice pops or carrots and cheese puffs. Choose your color diet.
Vote and see results →58. Would you rather have a nose that lights up red when you lie or have ears that turn bright blue when you are embarrassed?
Your face will tell everyone the truth either way.
Vote and see results →59. Would you rather talk like a sports commentator about everything you do or have a cheering crowd sound effect every time you finish a task?
"And she opens the fridge, what a move!" versus a stadium roar for doing the dishes.
Vote and see results →60. Would you rather wear clown shoes for a whole year or wear a full astronaut helmet to every meal for a year?
Long floppy steps or slurping soup through a helmet. Both look great in photos.
Vote and see results →61. Would you rather have your hiccups sound like a duck quacking or have your yawns sound like a lion roaring?
Quack at lunch or roar in math class. Hard to stay serious either way.
Vote and see results →62. Would you rather only be able to whisper on Mondays or only be able to shout on Fridays?
Quiet Mondays sound peaceful. Loud Fridays sound like a party nobody asked for.
Vote and see results →63. Would you rather live in a house where every door squeaks loudly or live in a house where every floorboard plays a piano note?
A haunted soundtrack or a musical hallway. Midnight snacks just got harder.
Vote and see results →64. Would you rather have a tail that wags when you are happy or have cat ears that flatten when you are annoyed?
Nobody would ever have to ask how you feel again.
Vote and see results →65. Would you rather have to wear a tuxedo or ball gown to the gym or have to wear gym clothes to every wedding?
Fancy workouts or sporty weddings. Someone is getting a strange look.
Vote and see results →66. Would you rather be chased by a flock of very polite pigeons or be followed everywhere by one very loud seagull?
Polite chaos or loud chaos. Birds are winning either way.
Vote and see results →67. Would you rather have spaghetti noodles instead of shoelaces or have gummy worms instead of zippers?
Tying your shoes just became lunch.
Vote and see results →68. Would you rather have everything you say be followed by an echo or have everything you say come out two seconds late?
"Hello, hello, hello" or awkward pauses in every chat.
Vote and see results →69. Would you rather have every photo of you come out with your eyes closed or have every photo of you come out blurry?
Sleepy photos or mystery photos. Your family album is doomed.
Vote and see results →70. Would you rather speak in a cowboy accent for a month or speak in a robot voice for a month?
"Howdy, partner" or "GREETINGS, HUMAN." Pick your new voice.
Vote and see results →71. Would you rather have your phone only play polka music or have your TV only show cooking shows from the 1980s?
Endless accordion or endless vintage casseroles.
Vote and see results →72. Would you rather have to hop on one foot whenever you are in a line or have to spin in a circle before sitting down?
Waiting just became a workout either way.
Vote and see results →73. Would you rather be famous for the world's loudest burp or be famous for the world's longest yawn?
A strange world record is still a world record.
Vote and see results →74. Would you rather have a talking refrigerator that comments on your snacks or have a talking mirror that gives you fashion tips?
Honest kitchen or honest bathroom. Either way, your house has opinions.
Vote and see results →75. Would you rather have permanent bed hair or have permanent hat hair?
Either way, you are wearing a beanie forever.
Vote and see results →76. Would you rather have your sneezes launch you one foot into the air or have your laughs make you float for three seconds?
Allergy season and comedy shows just got dangerous.
Vote and see results →77. Would you rather have a squeaky toy sound every time you blink or have a tiny bell ring every time you nod?
Blink-squeak or nod-ding. Meetings would never be quiet again.
Vote and see results →78. Would you rather only be able to drink out of a baby bottle or only be able to eat with a giant soup ladle?
Tough choice for every family dinner.
Vote and see results →79. Would you rather have socks that are always slightly too big or have gloves that are always slightly too small?
Floppy toes or squeezed fingers. Small problems, forever.
Vote and see results →80. Would you rather turn into a giant marshmallow when it rains or turn into a snowman when it snows?
Sticky and squishy or cold with a carrot nose.
Vote and see results →81. Would you rather have a pocket that always holds exactly one cold French fry or have a pocket that always holds exactly one sticky jellybean?
Free snack, questionable quality.
Vote and see results →82. Would you rather have a laugh that sounds like a squeaky door or have a laugh that sounds like a dolphin?
Either way, people will laugh at your laugh.
Vote and see results →83. Would you rather have to say "beep beep" every time you walk backwards or have to say "vroom" every time you speed up?
You are a car now. Accept it.
Vote and see results →84. Would you rather accidentally wear your shirt inside out to school picture day or accidentally wear two different shoes to a wedding?
Both will live forever in photos.
Vote and see results →85. Would you rather have a dog that thinks it is a cat or have a cat that thinks it is a dog?
A dog climbing curtains or a cat fetching sticks. Both are hilarious.
Vote and see results →86. Would you rather always smell like a campfire or always smell like a new box of crayons?
Cozy and smoky or school-supply fresh.
Vote and see results →87. Would you rather have marshmallows instead of pillows or have bubble wrap instead of carpet?
Sticky sleep or poppy steps.
Vote and see results →88. Would you rather have a cartoon thought bubble appear above your head or have subtitles appear under you when you talk?
Thoughts on display or every word in writing. Privacy is gone.
Vote and see results →89. Would you rather have to sing the alphabet every time you open a door or have to clap twice every time you close one?
Your home would sound like a kindergarten class.
Vote and see results →90. Would you rather be the only person who can see a dancing banana or be the only person who can hear a singing toaster?
Either way, nobody will believe you.
Vote and see results →91. Would you rather wear a duck costume every Wednesday or wear a superhero mask every Friday?
Duck Wednesdays or hero Fridays. The week just got better.
Vote and see results →92. Would you rather have a giant spoon instead of a right hand or have a giant fork instead of a left hand?
Dinner is easy. Everything else is not.
Vote and see results →93. Would you rather have a pet rock that rolls after you everywhere or have a pet cloud that rains only on your plants?
Loyal rock or helpful cloud. Strange pets, big hearts.
Vote and see results →94. Would you rather speak only in questions for a day or speak only in emojis for a day?
"Why would I do that?" or a phone full of smiley faces.
Vote and see results →95. Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with a mime or be stuck in an elevator with a magician who keeps failing tricks?
Silent drama or very long card tricks.
Vote and see results →96. Would you rather have to dance every time someone says your name or have to sing every time someone asks you a question?
Your friends will abuse this power.
Vote and see results →97. Would you rather have a voice that sounds like a cartoon chipmunk or have a voice that sounds like a movie villain?
Squeaky and cute or deep and dramatic.
Vote and see results →98. Would you rather find a rubber duck in every room you enter or find a tiny garden gnome in every pocket you reach into?
A rubber duck mystery or a gnome mystery. Both are slightly creepy and very funny.
Vote and see results →99. Would you rather get chased by a slow zombie made of jelly or get chased by a fast snail made of cheese?
Who knew snack monsters were this scary.
Vote and see results →100. Would you rather have a sneeze that sounds like a trumpet or have a cough that sounds like a kazoo?
A brass band in your nose or a kazoo concert in your throat.
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