Looking for would you rather questions you can read out loud to anyone? Every question on this page is clean: no gross-out, no scary, no romance and nothing you would have to skip in front of a class or a grandparent.
We picked our 120 favorites from more than 3,000 family-friendly questions and grouped them so you can jump to the right mood. Read one out, let everyone pick a side, then ask one person from each side to explain. Tap "Vote and see results" to see how other players chose.
On this page:
- Clean would you rather questions for kids
- Funny clean would you rather questions
- Clean food would you rather questions
- Clean animal would you rather questions
- Superpower and fantasy questions
- Clean questions for classrooms, families and groups
Clean would you rather questions for kids
Would you rather be able to ask your teacher anything anytime or be able to skip any homework once a week?
Help or break.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have an extra day of the weekend or have an extra recess every day?
Longer weekends or more playtime at school.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have every class be 20 minutes or have only three classes a day?
Short or few.
Vote and see results →Would you rather never have to clean your room again or never have to do homework again?
Chores or schoolwork.
Vote and see results →Reasons for both sides →Would you rather have a slide instead of stairs at school or have a zipline between classrooms?
Whee either way.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have it snow delicious vanilla ice cream once a winter or rain warm fruit punch on hot summer afternoons?
Ice cream snow or fruit punch rain. Bring a bowl either way.
Vote and see results →Would you rather be the teacher for a day or be the principal for a day?
Classroom boss or school boss.
Vote and see results →Reasons for both sides →Would you rather take all tests orally or take all tests on paper?
Talk or write.
Vote and see results →Would you rather go on a hot air balloon ride or go on a submarine ride?
Above the clouds or below the waves.
Vote and see results →Would you rather learn about dinosaurs all year or learn about space all year?
Fossils or planets.
Vote and see results →Would you rather live in a jungle with monkeys or live on a farm with ponies?
Swing with monkeys or ride with ponies.
Vote and see results →Would you rather be able to freeze time for 30 seconds to win any tag game or rewind time by 10 seconds to fix a dropped ice cream cone?
Freeze time to win tag or rewind time to save your ice cream.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have a robot that cleans your room or have a robot that tells you bedtime stories?
Tidy room or sweet dreams.
Vote and see results →Would you rather be a mermaid for a day or be a dragon for a day?
Underwater kingdom or fire-breathing sky.
Vote and see results →Would you rather be able to taste colors or be able to hear what flowers are saying?
Purple tastes like grapes, of course. And daisies are chatterboxes.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have a school with no bells or have a school with music instead of bells?
Silence or songs.
Vote and see results →Would you rather live in a castle with a moat or live in a lighthouse by the sea?
A drawbridge or a giant light. Both are amazing homes.
Vote and see results →
Would you rather eat a cookie the size of a car tire or eat a hundred tiny cookies the size of buttons?
One giant snack or a hundred tiny ones.
Vote and see results →Would you rather be able to control water like a water-bender or control plant vines to make giant swings in the backyard?
Control water or control vines. Both make awesome backyard games.
Vote and see results →Funny clean would you rather questions
Would you rather have taste buds on the tips of your fingers or smell whatever you look at through binoculars?
Tasting everything you touch could get weird very fast.
Vote and see results →Would you rather eat your favorite food every day forever or never eat the same meal twice?
Comfort or variety, forever.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have spaghetti noodles instead of shoelaces or have gummy worms instead of zippers?
Tying your shoes just became lunch.
Vote and see results →
Would you rather have a shadow that does chores for you or have a reflection that gives you pep talks?
Helping hands or kind words.
Vote and see results →Would you rather only wear pajamas or only wear a superhero costume?
Comfy or heroic.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have a perfect memory or have a perfect imagination?
Remember everything or create anything.
Vote and see results →Would you rather live in a jungle treehouse or live in an igloo?
Hot or cold adventure home.
Vote and see results →Would you rather be the funniest person alive or be the smartest person alive?
Laughs or brains.
Vote and see results →Would you rather only be able to high-five people instead of shaking hands or give finger guns and a wink to everyone you greet?
High-fives only or finger guns and a wink. Business meetings will never be the same.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have eyebrows that grow two inches every day or have fingernails that glow in the dark like glowsticks?
Daily eyebrow trims or glow-stick nails at night.
Vote and see results →Would you rather be able to change the weather or be able to change the time of day?
Sky control or clock control.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have a robot best friend or have a superhero best friend?
Tech buddy or super buddy.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have a pool of chocolate or have a pool of jelly?
Messy dreams.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have unlimited books or have unlimited games?
Read forever or play forever.
Vote and see results →Would you rather only be able to drink out of a baby bottle or only be able to eat with a giant soup ladle?
Tough choice for every family dinner.
Vote and see results →Would you rather live in a snow globe world or live in a video game world?
Shaken or pixelated.
Vote and see results →Would you rather speak only in questions for a day or speak only in emojis for a day?
"Why would I do that?" or a phone full of smiley faces.
Vote and see results →Would you rather know every language or play every instrument?
Talk to everyone or play for everyone.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have a giant playground or have a giant library?
Play or read.
Vote and see results →Clean food would you rather questions
Would you rather always have to share your fries or never be allowed to order fries?
Sharing is caring, but these are your fries.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have cereal that never gets soggy or have toast that always lands butter-side up?
Two tiny breakfast miracles. Pick your favorite.
Vote and see results →Would you rather only eat with chopsticks forever or only eat with your hands forever?
Fancy and tricky or messy and fun.
Vote and see results →Would you rather cook dinner with a celebrity chef or eat dinner cooked by your grandma's recipe book?
Fame in the kitchen or pure family magic.
Vote and see results →Would you rather live in Italy for the food or live in Japan for the food?
Pasta and pizza or sushi and ramen.
Vote and see results →Would you rather eat pizza for every meal for a month or eat tacos for every meal for a month?
The great comfort food showdown.
Vote and see results →Would you rather be a judge on a cooking show or be a contestant on a cooking show?
Taste everything or cook under pressure.
Vote and see results →Would you rather drink only smoothies or drink only milkshakes?
Healthy-ish or dessert in a cup.
Vote and see results →Would you rather live in a world with no pizza or live in a world with no burgers?
Picture both worlds. Which is sadder?
Vote and see results →Would you rather have your food always be too salty or have your food always be too sweet?
Everyone has a limit.
Vote and see results →Would you rather only eat foods that start with the letter P or only eat foods that start with the letter C?
Pizza, pasta, pancakes... or cookies, cake and cheese? Choose your alphabet.
Vote and see results →
Would you rather have a kitchen robot that cooks anything or have a magic lunchbox that fills itself?
Gourmet dinners at home or a surprise lunch every day.
Vote and see results →Would you rather eat pineapple on every pizza or never eat pizza again?
The internet's favorite debate, made extreme.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have hot sauce on everything or have ketchup on everything?
Heat or classic.
Vote and see results →Would you rather eat the same breakfast every day forever or never eat the same breakfast twice?
Cozy routine or a lifetime of menu planning.
Vote and see results →Would you rather be able to smell any food from a mile away or be able to taste any food just by looking at it?
A superpower and a curse at the same time.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have your favorite food taste slightly wrong forever or never be able to eat it again?
A sad version or a sad goodbye.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have a candy store in your house or have a bakery in your house?
Sweets or fresh bread.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have a garden full of vegetables or have an orchard full of fruit trees?
Salad garden or fruit forest.
Vote and see results →Clean animal would you rather questions
Would you rather be able to breathe underwater like a fish or be able to see in the dark like an owl?
Ocean explorer or night explorer.
Vote and see results →Would you rather communicate with all birds or communicate with all sea animals?
Sky news or ocean news.
Vote and see results →Would you rather watch baby turtles hatch on the beach or watch baby penguins learn to swim?
Tiny race to the sea or tiny splash.
Vote and see results →Would you rather help scientists study wolves or help scientists study dolphins?
Howls or clicks.
Vote and see results →Would you rather be as fast as a cheetah or be as strong as a gorilla?
Speed or power.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have a butterfly land on you every morning or have a bird sing outside your window every morning?
Gentle wake-up choices.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have a pet chameleon that matches your outfit or have a pet peacock that shows off for you?
Stylish or showy.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have a horse that talks or have a horse that flies?
Chatty ride or sky ride.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have a hamster that can do math or have a goldfish that can sing?
Homework help or concert nights.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have a guinea pig orchestra or have a parrot comedy show?
Squeak band or bird jokes.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have a cat that brings you socks or have a dog that brings you shoes?
Matching set maybe.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have a pet that loves the rain or have a pet that loves the snow?
Puddle buddy or snow buddy.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have a dog that loves baths or have a cat that loves car rides?
Unicorn pets.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have a dog that greets you with a song or have a cat that greets you with a high five?
Best welcome home.
Vote and see results →Would you rather find a baby bird and help it fly or find a lost puppy and bring it home?
Two good deeds.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have a puppy that never grows up or have a kitten that never grows up?
Forever tiny paws.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have a pet that can read your mind or have a pet that can tell jokes?
Deep or funny.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have a camel for desert trips or have a husky team for snow trips?
Sand or snow adventure.
Vote and see results →Would you rather be able to change color like an octopus or be able to regrow body parts like a starfish?
Hide or heal.
Vote and see results →Superpower and fantasy questions
Would you rather have glowing eyes that light up the dark or have hands that warm up anything?
Built-in flashlight or built-in heater.
Vote and see results →Would you rather be able to speak to plants and hear their complaints or be able to speak to clouds and order the weather?
Gardener therapist or weather boss.
Vote and see results →Would you rather fly but be afraid of heights or breathe underwater but be afraid of fish?
Powers with a funny problem.
Vote and see results →
Would you rather speak to ghosts or speak to aliens?
Messages from the past or the stars.
Vote and see results →Would you rather be able to clean your room instantly or be able to finish homework instantly?
Pick the chore to defeat forever.
Vote and see results →Would you rather travel to any time in the past or travel to any time in the future?
History or mystery.
Vote and see results →Would you rather breathe underwater but only in bathtubs or fly but only indoors?
Very specific superheroes.
Vote and see results →Would you rather make plants grow instantly or make storms disappear?
Feed the world or protect the world.
Vote and see results →Would you rather summon pizza from nowhere or summon a cozy blanket from nowhere?
Food hero or comfort hero.
Vote and see results →Would you rather read minds or see the future?
Know what people think or know what will happen.
Vote and see results →Reasons for both sides →Would you rather never get tired or never get hungry?
Endless energy or no more meals.
Vote and see results →Would you rather hear people's thoughts but only about food or see the future but only five seconds ahead?
Strange powers can still be useful.
Vote and see results →Would you rather copy any skill you watch once or learn any language by listening once?
Talent sponge or language sponge.
Vote and see results →Would you rather control fire or control water?
Two classic elements. Which side are you on?
Vote and see results →Reasons for both sides →Would you rather be able to talk to ghosts but they only tell bad jokes or talk to aliens but they only want recipes?
Interesting conversations ahead.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have glowing hands or have glowing eyes?
Built-in flashlight either way.
Vote and see results →Would you rather shrink to the size of a bug or grow to the size of a building?
Tiny explorer or giant hero.
Vote and see results →Reasons for both sides →
Would you rather talk to your future pet or talk to your past pet?
Hello or one more goodbye.
Vote and see results →Would you rather control fire with your fingers or control water with your hands?
Campfire or splash fight?
Vote and see results →Clean questions for classrooms, families and groups
Would you rather visit relatives far away every summer or have relatives visit you every summer?
Travel or host.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have a talking car or have a talking backpack?
Ride buddy or school buddy.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have a family pet parrot that repeats everything or have a family pet goat that eats everything?
Your secrets or your socks: something is not safe.
Vote and see results →Would you rather live in the city or live in the country?
Busy streets or open fields.
Vote and see results →Reasons for both sides →Would you rather have a family talent show every holiday or have a family quiz show every holiday?
Show off or know it all.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have every family member pick one rule for a day or have no rules for a day?
Fun rules or chaos.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have a family snowball fight or have a family water balloon fight?
Winter war or summer splash.
Vote and see results →Would you rather visit Disney World or visit Universal Studios?
Magic or movies.
Vote and see results →Would you rather be the youngest in a family of ten or be the oldest in a family of ten?
Spoiled or in charge.
Vote and see results →Would you rather have your parents start a TikTok about you or have your grandparents start a podcast about you?
Fame you never asked for, in two formats.
Vote and see results →Would you rather spend a day as a zookeeper or spend a day as a chocolate taster?
Animals or treats on the job.
Vote and see results →Would you rather do all your homework with your parents or do all your chores with your siblings?
Help with brains or help with brooms.
Vote and see results →Would you rather live next to a candy store or live next to a toy store?
Sweet or fun neighbor.
Vote and see results →Would you rather be famous for your cooking or be famous for your drawings?
Tasty or artsy.
Vote and see results →Frequently asked questions
What makes a would you rather question clean?
A clean question has no rude words, gross-out humor, scary or violent ideas, romance or adult topics. Both choices should be fun to argue about at any age.
Are these questions good for school?
Yes. They work as a warm-up for morning meetings, brain breaks and writing prompts. Ask students to pick a side and give one reason.
How many clean questions do you have?
This page has 120 hand-picked ones, and every one of the 3,000+ questions on WouldYouRather.info is clean and family-friendly.
